The Snarky Bible

A smart, funny, and unapologetically clear guide to the world’s most argued-about book. The Snarky Bible walks curious skeptics and open-minded believers through Scripture with wit, plain language, and zero sanctimonious fog. From Genesis to Revelation, it spotlights the big stories, thorny themes, and why these texts still shape culture, law, art, and everyday life. You will meet the Bible as literature, history, and living conversation, not as a chore. The book explains how the canon came together, what the major genres are, how translations differ, and what textual variants actually mean for interpretation, all with humorous examples and memorable summaries you will quote later. Whether you want a brisk orientation to the Old and New Testaments, help decoding prophecy and parables, or a reality check on what people think the Bible says, this is your companion for reading with brains, humility, and a healthy grin.